Something about Troy;

For all its lemony goodness should be renamed Men In Skirts.

All the men were so beautiful that you forgot that it was a movie about Helen, who launched a thousand ships. I thought it was a movie about men strutting their sculpted bodes in the hot sun with the sand and sea, wearing those oh-so hot skirts.

So I wondered why a war has to be fought over the lady when all you have eyes for were men with curly locks and straight golden locks.

Maybe the director has been ogling too much at these males to remember it was about Helen. Maybe it was like someone said; the same folks who voted at the American Idol 3 voted the Helen.