In Singapore, the majority of us live
in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),

And most people have already got used
to Paying and Paying (PAP).

Not only do you have to pay,
you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

If that's not enough, somebody still
Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get
ore from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the
Money Only Environment (MOE)?

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS),
you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),

Which will leave some people
Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).

And forced to live on the
Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted
to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),

You might be able to use your Cash Prior
to Funeral (CPF) fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who
Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,

And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to
pay Cash On Expressway (COE).

If that doesn't help, they can always
Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make
a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),

OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are
not many places we can relax,

Not even the good old place we used to go
because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!