5 disadvantages of being female:
1. you can't smoke in public without having members of the older generation throw you dirty looks.
Try smoking in public places if you’re a girl and just watch how many dirty looks you receive from old men and women. Some of them even take the liberty to shake their heads as they walk past you and shoot you scathing looks that say, “you’re going straight to hell”. Unless of course you’re in a pub. Try doing the same thing if you’re a guy and NO ONE except the health conscious will give you a second glance. Why? COS YOU ARE MAN and it is your sacred right to smoke. Smoking is a social choice for men whereas it’s a morality issue for women. Damn world.
2.you can't go topless in public without being raped or arrested
Female goes topless in public and she gets raped or arrested for indecent exposure. In fact don't even try going topless in your own room if your window overlooks into someone else's house for you might be evoking lecherous thoughts in them and it would be ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. Unfortunately for us, most male upper bodies are not visually stimulating. Therefore, no one is gonna blink an eye if you walk around topless. They may feel disgust but that's about it. You won't be arrested or raped. Unless of course, you're the equivalent of Brad Pitt or Vin Diesel and in that case, it won't be rape anymore, it will be called mutually consensual sex.
3.you cannot have a higher sex drive than ur partner.
If you have a higher sex drive than your man, you are a nymphomaniac AND a raving slut. You deserve to be looked down upon. If the man has a higher sex drive than you, he's entitled to. HE'S A MAN.
4. you cannot have had more sexual partners than current or future partner.
If you have had more sexual partners than your male counterpart, you're the new WHORE OF BABYLON, a raving slut and you DESERVE to be stricken by multiple STDs. However, if your man has had more sexual partners than you, it's keeping the natural order of society because HE'S A MAN and you are not. You're a slut and he's a stud.
5.You cannot bend over in public for more than 5 seconds without lewd(positive?) or negative comments coming ur way
Entirely true. You cannot bend over in public for more than 5 seconds without someone trying to see down your blouse or check out your ass. You will, I repeat, WILL incite lewd thoughts or negative thoughts(if you're not up to their aesthetic standards) in the innocent male mind. As a result, you have to be continually conscious of having to bend over in public.However, men can completely disregard this phenomenon because no one gives a shit about the various bodily contractions they do in public.
Not in the mood to blog today though there were loads of stuff I wanted to rant and biatch about. Somehow, the eejit mind rebelled. So gonna share this info that I picked up from a fellow blogger.
Have a nice day !!!
星期三, 4月 06, 2005
於 12:30



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