Got tagged. Being such a nice person(well not always, just sometimes and very much dependent on the subject), I shall respond.

1. Who are you?
a cynical earthling.

2. Are we friends?
yeah. unless otherwise stated.

3. When and how did we meet?
I do remember when and how. hahaha."Time to remember a time in September..."

4. Do you have a crush on me?
categorisation failure. abort, retry or cancel.

5. Would you ever be attracted to me?
do a memory search ok? hahaha.

6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
there is a nick but not going to tell. =P

7. Describe me in one word.
vulnerable

8. What was your first impression?
so lovable.

9. Do you still think that way about me now?
Ja!

10. What reminds you of me?
shoes.

11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
a magic wand.

12. How well do you know me?
for you to guess, for me to know. hahaha

13. When's the last time you saw me?
when you didnt see me. hahaha

14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
yeah. it's more difficult than anything that i've ever done. hahaha

15. Will you ever die for me?
trick question. ssssSSSHHHHHhhhhh.